We survived and no one was actually voted out. It was close though. The children's unlikely alliance
proved strong and I was very nearly voted out, largely because of my refusal to
support the purchase of toys in every single town we pass through, but in the
end I convinced one of them (my favorite) to change their vote and so we're
still a family of 5.
ed out of the family.
ed out of the family.
Today, fresh off our pirate adventure, we heeded the kids'
threats of mutiny and ubered it down to Wellington Street instead of repeating
yesterday's epic six hour bicycle excursion. We first took in the historic Ottawa lock system
on the Rideau Canal adjacent to the East Block of Parliament. It was fascinating to see Parks Canada
staff operating all 8 locks by hand, turning huge cranks to open and close the
lock doors and the valves controlling the water. We were also fascinated that there are no railings anywhere
near the locks despite hundreds of people milling around an incredibly turbulent
and dangerous set of historic hazards!
We took a water taxi across the Ottawa River to the Canadian
Museum of History in Hull. We only
had time to take in the Children's Museum but the kids enjoyed it and it bought
us some good will for our tours of the Parliament building and the Supreme Court
of Canada.
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| Our new ride... |
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| Lori and Parker prefer this one, you can tell by her face... |
The Parliament tour was pretty good. I had never been in there before so I
geeked out a little. I have never
before considered politics but being there made me just a little intrigued by
the whole thing. The guide
talked a lot about how we would recognize things from watching media scrums on
tv. I couldn't stop thinking
oh, there's the rotunda where the footage of them shooting at that guy was
taken.
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| It looks like one of the Famous Five is squishing Gracie |
We got to the Supreme Court of Canada at the very end of
they day. I totally geeked out
there. It was
inspiring. The SCC courtroom seems
so much bigger than it really is when you watch it on CPAC. The Court is surprisingly well
equipped to entertain young visitors so the kids got an activity book and they
got to search for artifacts displayed in the lobby to win a prize.
By the end of the day it was hot, we were hungry and
everything was closing but Ottawa has this incredible street called Sparks
Street just a block south of Wellington.
On Sparks Street we found not one, not two but three giant gooseneck
trailer food carts selling Southern Barbeque. One of them was advertising that everything was gluten free
so...we ate southern style barbeque on a park bench on a sweltering Ottawa
evening. It was amazing and it
raised everyone's spirits. Parker
went from a hot mess to super happy and all it took was some authentic corn
bread and a slurpee. When he
was done he started doing the hustle.
I swear to god.
I can also report that I have learned of a secret salute
between motorhome drivers when they pass on the highway. I learned about it by waving at other
motorhome drivers as they went past and watching for anyone to wave back. Some of them actually do wave
back. Unfortunately this does not
work with big rig truck drivers.








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